I Told You We Would Celebrate, Didn’t I?
Dear GTA Before we part our ways, I want to end it with a bang including “gunsgunsguns” and “giveusatank”, and surely we got one! What you see in the picture, … Continue reading
The Thing is, I Have a Game Trauma
Dear GTA I want to end it with a bang, to basically give going beserk a try. This will include a lot of killing, but before we get to it, … Continue reading
Whatever GTA… Whatever!
Dear GTA We ended on bad terms last time. I got upset and stood you up. Well, I pulled myself together, came back, took the next mission and failed again. … Continue reading
Does This Make Me a Thief As Well?
Dear GTA I’ve been thinking… when you chose to morph me into this black leather jacketed unknown criminal who’s got beef with his ex, was it because you didn’t want … Continue reading
I Should Have Seen It Coming
Dear GTA I should have seen it coming. You insisted I’d be a guy, wearing a leather jacket, looking all tough. You keep me completely anonymous, I don’t even have … Continue reading
Now That We’ve Met, I Guess I Can Call You GTA?
Dear Grand Theft Auto I went to the library today, I actually didn’t think you were the type to hang out around books, ‘cause you’re different, you’re a game. But … Continue reading
My Parents Would Call You Bad Company
Dear Grand Theft Auto I havn’t met you yet, but our first meeting won’t be as most people think, when I click “play”, but rather when I pick you up … Continue reading
